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jonaschrist
Age / Gender:
25, Male
Location:
Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK
Joined:
3/21/10
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I like giant crabs. I make false teeth.

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Hello, whoever is reading this.

I've just joined NG after watching many flash cartoons on here over the last... 4/5? years. I'm not exactly sure. I mainly joined now so I can keep track of things I've enjoyed, and so I can rate stuff, and... you know the rest, whatever it is that people do on here. I have a lot of catching up to do...

When I like something on here, I tend to REALLY like it, which means my rating system will probably be incredibly unfair. But I'm sure the other 99.9% of the populous of Newgrounds will help my scores dissolve into the general pile of numbers which belong to each flash/game/picture/sound that I give a score/rating to.

I might add some of my own art later, but I'm a traditonal pen on paper kind of guy... I haven't a clue how to use computers for artistic purposes beyond a very basic knowledge. And no one wants to see MS paint drawings on here do they... er... do they?

Anyway, I only posted this incase anyone randomly finds me... and because NG had a crying face and an advert on display on my page as I hadn't posted anything. No one wants to see a sad face whilst being told to play some random online game do they? Sadvert.

I can't really think of anything else to type here, it's all been gibberish so far anyway... so I'll shut up now.

Cheers and beers,

Jonas


Recent Game Medals

Bugged 25 Points Record EVERYTHING (and listen). Go to game.
Pusher 25 Points Push the hardest. Go to game.
Bookworm 25 Points Read EVERYTHING. Go to game.
Daily Driver 5 Points Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it. Go to game.
Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points Beat the Champ. Go to game.
Scrooge McJoust 10 Points Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it. Go to game.
Handle on things 5 Points First Victory Go to game.
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel Go to game.
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death Go to game.
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock Go to game.


Total Medals Earned: 269 (From 16 different games.)